New iPhone App Scheme

This idea was inspired by my lovely friend, Amy.
You see, Amy had a late night Thursday evening. Sangrias were poured, cocktails were shaken, & eyelashes were batted in the general direction of young, handsome doormen. On a night like this, many things are possible, but only one thing is inevitable: the Drunken Text.
I'm sure 9 out of 10 of you have been there. Whether you are male or female, young or old, buzzed or completely obliterated..at some point in your life you have probably found yourself cringing over the contents of your cell phone's "Sent" folder, the day after a late-night inebriated escapade.

Now, I don't want you all to feel dispirited!
Just because you want to paint the town red doesn't mean you should have to suffer the Morning-After blues. I have a simple solution for the lot of you:

The Apple iBreathe

This new application for the iPhone is easy to install, and will be extremely user-friendly (it's got to be, considering those putting it to use will probably be a couple of drinks in). It is a breathalyzer for your phone, to prevent any form of drunken texting or calling. A tiny sensor will be installed into the mouthpiece of your phone, directly below the surface of the outside shell. This sensor will be undetectable--no one has to know you have it.
Once installation is complete, you are ready to go!
Simply enter the phone numbers of anyone in your address book who you fear you may call or text under the influence. Your iBreathe will remember these names, so whenever you attempt to call or text any of them, you will have to breathe into the mouthpiece of your phone in order to do so. If the iBreathe detects you have had one too many, you will be blocked from placing the call/text until your blood alcohol level is back to normal.

So drink up! In the meantime, I will be on the hunt for some investors so I can soon make lots of money off all of you.
:)
Cheers!