So I've always had this weird fear of opening doors in my office building, because theyre huge and heavy and opaque with no windows or anything to see through to the other side, so I always feel like I'm going to smash someone on the other side in the face when I open one. I've gotten made fun of for this fear.
Well, flash forward to TODAY:
I open a door,
RIGHT INTO A WOMAN'S FACE!
Hopefully she's a terrible lady who deserved what she got, who I will never see again in my life.
Sidenote: I want Oreo cookies, SO badly right now.
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I have the door opening fear, but it goes beyond heavy ones. In fact, it's not so much of a fear as it is just an anxiety of basically every door that I can't see through, which is a lot of doors. Oh- ya know which one most frequently? The one to the practice studio. I always wonder where it would hit me.
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